The Conjure Woman by Charles W. Chesnutt (7 ebook reader .TXT) 📕

“Yas’m I does; dat’s jes’ w’at I means⁠—gwineter eat eve’y bit un it, an’ den come back bimeby fer mo’.”

“I should think it would make them sick,” she said.

“Dey gits use’ ter it,” said Julius. “Howsomeber, ef dey eats too much it does make ’em sick; an’ I knows w’at I’m er-talkin’ erbout. I doan min’ w’at dem kinder folks does,” he added, looking contemptuously after the retreating figure of the poor-white woman, “but w’eneber I sees black folks eat’n’ clay of’n dat partic’lar clay-bank, it alluz sets me ter studyin’ ’bout po’ lonesome Ben.”

“What was the matter with Ben?” asked my wife. “You can tell us while we’re waiting for Mabel.”

Old Julius often beguiled our leisure with stories of plantation life, some of them folklore stories, which we found to be in general circulation among the colored people; some of them tales of real life as Julius had seen it in the old slave days; but the most striking were, we suspected, purely imaginary, or so colored by old Julius’s fancy as to make us speculate at times upon how many original minds, which might have added to the world’s wealth of literature and art, had been buried in the ocean of slavery.

“W’en ole Mars Marrabo McSwayne owned dat place ober de branch dere, w’at Kunnel Pembe’ton owns now,” the old man began, “he useter hab a nigger man name’ Ben. Ben wuz one er dese yer big black niggers⁠—he was mo’d’n six foot high an’ black ez coal. He wuz a fiel’-han’ an’ a good wukker, but he had one little failin’⁠—he would take a drap er so oncet in a w’ile. Co’se eve’ybody laks a drap now an’ den, but it ’peared ter ’fec’ Ben mo’d’n it did yuther folks. He didn’ hab much chance dat-a-way, but eve’y now an’ den he’d git holt er sump’n’ somewahr, an’ sho’s he did, he’d git out’n de narrer road. Mars Marrabo kep’ on wa’nin’ ’m ’bout it, an’ fin’lly he tol’ ’im ef he eber ketch ’im in dat shape ag’in he ’uz gwineter gib ’im fo’ty. Ben knowed ole Mars Marrabo had a good ’memb’ance an’ alluz done w’at he said, so he wuz monst’us keerful not ter gib ’m no ’casion fer ter use his ’memb’ance on him. An’ so fer mos’ a whole yeah Ben ’nied hisse’f an’ nebber teched a drap er nuffin’.

“But it’s h’ad wuk ter larn a ole dog new tricks, er ter make him fergit de ole uns, an’ po’ Ben’s time come bimeby, jes’ lak ev’ybody e’se’s does. Mars Marrabo sent ’im ober ter dis yer plantation one day wid a bundle er cotton-sacks fer Mars Dugal’, an’ wiles he wuz ober yere, de ole Debbil sent a’ ’oman w’at had cas’ her eyes on ’im an’ knowed his weakness, fer ter temp’ po’ Ben wid some licker. Mars Whiskey wuz right dere an’ Mars Marrabo wuz a mile erway, an’ so Ben minded Mars Whiskey an’ fergot ’bout Mars Marrabo. W’en he got back home he couldn’ skasely tell Mars Marrabo de message w’at Mars Dugal’ had sent back ter ’im.

“Mars Marrabo listen’ at ’im ’temp’ ter tell it; and den he says, kinder col’ and cuttin’-like⁠—he didn’ ’pear ter get mad ner nuffin’:

“ ‘Youer drunk, Ben.’

“De way his marster spoke sorter sobered Ben, an’ he ’nied it of co’se.

“ ‘Who? Me, Mars Marrabo? I ain’ drunk; no, marster, I ain’ drunk. I ain’ teched a drap er nuffin’ sence las’ Chris’mas, suh.’

“ ‘Youer drunk, Ben, an’ don’t you dare ter ’spute my wo’d, er I’ll kill you in yo’ tracks! I’ll talk ter you Sad’day night, suh, w’en you’ll be sober, an’ w’en you’ll hab Sunday ter ’flect over ou’ conve’sation, an’ ’nuss yo’ woun’s.’

“W’en Mars Marrabo got th’oo talkin’ Ben wuz mo’ sober dan he wuz befo’ he got drunk. It wuz Wednesday w’en Ben’s marster tol ’im dis, an’ ’twix’ den and Friday night Ben done a heap er studyin’. An’ de mo’ he studied de mo’ he didn’ lak de way Mars Marrabo talked. He hadn’ much trouble wid Mars Marrabo befo,’ but he knowed his ways, an’ he knowed dat de longer Mars Marrabo waited to do a thing de wusser he got ’stid er gittin’ better lak mos’ folks. An’ Ben fin’lly made up his min’ he wa’n’t gwineter take dat cowhidin.’ He ’lowed dat ef he wuz little, like some er de dahkies on de plantation, he wouldn’ min’ it so much; but he wuz so big dey’d be mo’ groun’ fer Mars Marrabo ter cover, an’ it would hurt dat much mo’. So Ben ’cided ter run erway.

“He had a wife an’ two chil’en, an’ dey had a little cabin ter deyse’ves down in de quahters. His wife Dasdy wuz a good-lookin,’ good-natu’d ’oman, an’ ’peared ter set a heap er sto’ by Ben. De little boy wuz name’ Pete; he wuz ’bout eight er nine years ole, an’ had already ’menced ter go out in de fiel’ an’ he’p his mammy pick cotton, fer Mars Marrabo wuz one er dese yer folks w’at wants ter make eve’y aidge cut. Dis yer little Pete wuz a mighty soople dancer, an’ w’en his daddy would set out in de yahd an’ pick de banjo fer ’im, Pete could teach de ole folks noo steps⁠—dancin’ jes seemed to come nachul ter ’im. Dey wuz a little gal too; Ben didn’ pay much ’tention ter de gal, but he wuz monst’us fond er Dasdy an’ de boy. He wuz sorry ter leab ’em, an’ he didn’ tell ’em nuffin’ ’bout it fer fear dey’d make a fuss. But on Friday night Ben tuk all de bread an’ meat dey wuz in de cabin an’ made fer de woods.

“W’en Sad’day come an’ Ben didn’ ’pear, an’ nobody didn’ know nuffin’ ’bout ’im, Mars Marrabo ’lowed of co’se dat Ben had runned erway. He got up a pahty an’ tuk de dawgs out an’ follered