Let's Rant! by Reylinn Sutcliff (i love reading txt) 📕

=Welcome=

Hello all!

So, some of you may have read some of my books before.

Some of you may actually know me and we talk frequently.

And some of you may have NO idea what you are doing here or how you got here. But no matter who you are or why you are here, I want to welcome you!

This book is going to be filled with random ranting and sometimes just complete randomness in general.

Anyhow, you already know that if you read the description. This first chapter isn't actually a rant. It's basically everything you need to know about me sooooo;

Me name is Rey.

My age is irrelivant.

My location is irrelivant as well.

I LOVE anime. My favorite anime is Black Butler.

I also love music. My favorite bands are SLeeping with Sirens, Black Viel Brides, and Hollywood Undead.

I skate. Skateboard, ice skate, roller skate.... it's all awesome.

I wear black a lot. Not because I am emo or goth but because.... I dunno. Cx

I love horror anything! Games, music, movies.... I live for Halloween.

People always flirt with me *sighs* A lot. All the time. It annoys me but do they care? NOPE.

Oh, and I am really sarcastic, if you haven't noticed.

I am currently leanring Japanese, German, French, and Spanish.

 

And my looks? Reeeeally long brown fluffy hair, blue eyes, black glasses, and usually random bracelets are all over my wrists.

And I also wear beanies a lot cause I sometimes just don't feel like fighting with my hair.... ehehe.

 

Ah, and I like roleplaying! It is totally fun.

 

Anyhow, enough about me. Let's get to ranting, shall we?

Respect

Alright, so most of you have probably heard the words, "Respect your elders." I know I have heard it. All the time people tell me to respect my elders. But you know, my elders don't respect me. So why should I respect them?

Anybody else run into this before?

I mean, I am walking down the street, and I notice this old lady glaring at me. Why? I have no idea. Maybe it is because I am wearing all black. Probably. Most people have issues with the colors I wear. Pray tell, why would she glare at me? Does she know me? NOPE. So, remembering the words "Respect your elders" I force a smile at this crow-looking woman and do you know what she does? SHe glares at me a little more, then turn around and walks away.

No smiles back.

Nothing.

Just more anger for no reason.

 

Alright but wait I have more. What about when people call you names, (whore, slut, hoe) even though they don't know anything about you? So much for respect. Man, I think I just saw respect fly out of the window. These people don't even have the word respect in their vocabulary.

So I have this little story. I have a friend, right? He is totally cool. He and I hang out a lot, usually with my brother, his sister, and a couple friends. Well one day we are all hanging out, and he tells me his older sister called me a whore.

 

Best part?

I have never met his sister- and she has never met me.

And I also found out why she called me a whore. Can you guess why? It's because she thinks I like her brother (my friend.) How petty is that?

 

Ridiculous. Guys, people like these are haters. They ain't got any respect for anybody or anything. And you know what you say to these people? "Deuces."

Can You Not

 I am so tired of people being so arrogant.

 

I know this guy, right? His dad is a lawyer, so growing up, this guy basically had the world handed to him on a silver platter. Now, he works with his dad sort of, but he is trying to get his "five seconds of fame" and he thinks he is so talented and cool. He even made an album. He thinks he is gonna be some famous singer- the next Fall Out Boy or whatever.

But this dude can't sing. I am so serious right now.... this guy has the worst voice in the world. He isn't gonna be even a little famous. But he doesn't listen to anybody.

And this guy thinks he is better than everyone else. Always acting like a know-it-all and making sure you know when you are wrong. (Which is almost all the time). And if you prove him wrong? Better watch out. This man throws tantrums like a two-year old little girl.

Ah, and another great thing about him?

He thinks he can get any girl he wants to sleep with him. He has been chasing after a friend of mine for a while now. About two years? I think he sees her as a challenge because he wont leave her alone.

 

And I told him to back off of my friend. I told him a lot of very mean things. (Note, I am very mean to him. All the time. He hates me. I hate him.) And do you know what he did? He plastered this stupid smug smile on his face and said over and over again, "Calm down, dearie." (Mind you, he knows I hate it when he says "dearie" cause that used to be my word."

 

This guy is just the worst person to deal with. Him and every other human like him. They seriously need to carry a potted plant around with them to make up for all the oxygen they are wasting.

 

 

Sorry, that last part was a little harsh.

Spelling

I know we all make mistakes. And many of those mistakes are spelling mistakes. Especially now that we have autocorrect- that jerk who follows us around and decides to make fools out of us.

But then there are the times we make fools out of ourselves.

Because we apparently don't have the common sense to look up a word or ask how it's spelled.

And we end up saying things like,

"I want to watch anime without subtittles."

 

Subtittles, guys. She wanted to watch anime without subtittles.

 

Now, being myself, right after I read this persons statement about wanting to watch anime without subTITTLES, I died of laughter. I found myself laughing so hard I couldn't breath. (Most of you probably think that was immature of me. You are totally right. But do I care? Nah.)

 

Because I think all of you guys are great, I want you to do something for me so you never embaress yourself like this. I want you to ALWAYS READ WHAT YOU WRITE BEFORE YOU SEND IT. ALWAYS. Because in complete honesty, I have made myself look like an idiot due to spelling errors as well (Although it was autocorrect both times).

 

Here are some things that might make you laugh (Yes. All of these are things I have said. Except for the second one... that was my friends spelling error.)

"I'll be back in a sex." "OMFG DO NOT READ THAT I MEANT SEC."

"My mom told me to shit it off." "WOW. I mean *****SHUT"

"Dads masturbating the lawn right now." "Mowing. Seriously autocorrect?! Masturbating the lawn?!"

 

So again. Always read what you type before you send it.

Girls+Fighting

 Most girls can't fight. Most girls are too dainty and girlish to get their hands dirty.

 

That is just a fact of life.

 

But if a girl says she will beat you up, why not believe her?

 

Okay so you see, this kid decided he had the audacity to call my brother "gay". My brother, not really being the fighting type, came and told me. So I go outside and tell this kid to back off before I hurt him. And you know what this kid says? He basically tells me that I wont.... no wait, I can't do anything because I am a girl.

Hm. Because I am a girl. Ohhhh yeah, which means I don't know how to throw a punch, right? WRONG. My father has taught me self defense, my uncle has taught me ways to bring down grown men with only a knuckle. Please do not ever tell me that I can't hurt you because I am a girl.

Or else you will find yourself in a very uncomfortable postion, much like the one that the kid in this story found himself in.

 

I just love it when people say I can't hurt them. It brings me great joy to prove them wrong.

Moral of the story?

Don't cross me and then say I can't hurt you. Actually, don't cross anyone and say they can't do anything to you. Because there is a 67% chance that they actually can fight way better than you.