2 Poems And A Story by kenzie beard (book recommendations .txt) 📕

Eugene the Sweet Potato Pie Addict

Eugene was a very happy farmer who had a wonderful wife and a beautiful daughter. The only problem was that he loved sweet potato pie a little more than his own family. So one day his wife comes home from work and says “ you need some help with your addiction.” “ what do you mean I need help?’’ “ I mean you spend more time with your pie than your own family!” “ alright! Ill find some help.” Eugene did find some help. The next day he went to a seminar for people with food addictions. When it was his turn to speak he said “ hiimEugeneandilovesweetpotatopiealot. Doyoulikeilikepieilovepie. The next thing that happened was that Eugene dropped down dead from eating to much pie. He really should have listened to his wife. (LOL).


The Haunted House

Step in through the rusty gates-
Be quiet as a mouse.
We’re going to sneak a peak inside the
Haunted House!

Ghosts are hooting in the hallway.
Ghastly ghouls lurk on the stairs.
Imps and sprites have pillow fights
To catch you unawares!

In the kitchen there’s a wizard,
Making slug and spider pies.
They’re for a very special meal-
A Halloween surprise!

Upstairs in the dusty bedrooms
Skeletons are getting dressed.
Vampires brush their hair and teeth
All the spooks must look their best!

An empty suit of shiny armor
Is clanking down the hall-
To a party in the ballroom-
It’s the Monsters Secret Ball!

So while the party’s in full swing
Be quiet as a mouse.
Tiptoe out while you still can-
Escape the haunted house!





Time For a Re-Vamp

I’m a vampire in need of a re-vamp
Just look at the state of my hair!
I’ve been searching my closet all morning
But I cant find a thing to wear!

I’m a vampire in need of a re-vamp
With too healthy a glow to my skin,
I’ve been eating so much I’ve grown podgy
When we all know vamps should be thin.




Publication Date: 06-11-2010

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