Help!!! by Kelemen (good novels to read txt) 📕

Hey Mom I Have A Question

How many times have you heard "i have a question" and it is never one. Hi, I am one of those people. I can't seem to ask just one question even if it kills me. my mom says that it is a problem that can never be solved. so, without further a do here are some of my questions i've asked and if there was an answer i'll give whether it was a good one or not.

Q: why do i have to love my sisters?
A: Because you are going to live with them for a long time.

Q: Why is the sky blue and the grass green?
A: If it was the other way around than we would have a big gassy problem.

Q: why do i have to go to school?
A: how else would you learn.

Q: Can you make me dinner yet?
A: Sure sweetheart after i finish these bills.

Q: do i have to do work?
A: yes,
Q: why?
A: because i say so.

Q: When is dad coming home?
A: when hes done with work.

Q: what time is it?
A: It is a quater to five.
Q: What does that mean?
A: jeeze, what do they teach in your school.

Q: Are there monsters under my bed?
A: no.

Q: can you do my homework for me?
A: no. boy, are you getting lazy.

Q: how do i work this?
A: how would i know.

Q: What is the password?
A: your punished why in the world would i give you the password to your computer.

Q: how much longer is this going to take?
A: the more you ask the longer it will take.

Q: Why did they cancel Danny Phantom?
A: How should I know, now go do your homework.

Q: how come Sailor Moon is no longer aloud to be played in the U.S.A.?

Q: what is on T.V. tonight?
A: nothing your allowed to see.

Q: can i get that?
A: No

Q:

Dad, Can you answer this

Q: Why doesn't mommy work?
A: She enjoy's making me do it.

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Hello Anyone Out There, I've Got A Question

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Text: bookrix
Publication Date: 12-20-2011

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